“The King of All Smartphones”
That’s the name that popped up on the screen of my Nokia 770 last winter, on the subway, when I told it to scan for Bluetooth devices.
I don’t know who you are, who bestowed this name upon your phone, but I salute you.
And yes, I’ve been sitting on this since the winter. I meant to post it then but never got around to it. And I never wrote it down anywhere in the meantime – that’s how memorable this name was.




















My bluetooth name is
Who d man
Da virus
Vi r us
Emo gangsta